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Hoid's insults

Stormlight Archive

In the Stormlight Archive, Hoid is the King's Wit of Alethkar.

“He was a sword, a tool maintained by the king. Insulting others was beneath the dignity of the king, so just as one used gloves when forced to handle something vile, the king retained a Wit so he didn’t have to debase himself to the level of rudeness or offensiveness”

— Description of the King's Wit

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“ "Ah, young Prince Adolin!” Wit exclaimed. “You actually managed to pry yourself away from the camp’s young women long enough to join this hunt? I’m impressed.” ”

— Hoid greeting Adolin

“ “Have I told you about the night Prince Renarin and I had two days back, walking the streets of the warcamp? We came across these two sisters, you see, blue eyed and—”

“That’s a lie!” Renarin said, blushing.

“Very well,” Wit said without missing a beat, “I’ll confess there were actually three sisters, but Prince Renarin quite unfairly ended up with two of them, and I didn’t wish to diminish my reputation by—” ”

— Hoid teasing Renarin in front of Adolin and Dalinar

“ I said that is quite enough, Sadeas,” Elhokar said. “Quite enough, you say?” a new voice added. “I believe that a single word from Sadeas is ‘quite enough’ for anyone.” ”

— Hoid mocking Sadeas

“Lady Alami! No, please, don't speak--it's much easier to maintain my illusions regarding your intelligence that way”

—Hoid taunting Lady Alami

Mistborn Secret History

“Says the man who built a revolution upon the backs of the dead. At least I only need one corpse”

—Hoid in response to Kelsier