Wayne/Citas
“How am I to know how your devious criminal genius mind works mate? ”
—Wayne to Wax[1]
“ He is dead, young lady. I am sorry for your loss. Yes, he was simply too handsome, too clever, and immensely remarkable in all aspects of his existence to be allowed to live. I’m afraid it took a hundred men to bring him down, and he killed all but one. His last words were ‘Tell Wax that he’s a total git, and he still owes me five notes. ”
—Wayne to Marasi in a prank[2]
“You’re right nice, but you ain’t got enough punch for me. I like women what could take my face clean off with a roundhouse. ”
—Wayne to Marasi[3]
“ I need you to stay behind as we go into those slums. It’s not that I don’t want your help. I do. It’s going to be too dangerous for you. You need to stay where I know you’re safe. No arguments! I’m sorry. ”
—Wayne talking to his lucky hat[4]
“I ain’t drunk. I’m investigatin’ alternative states of sobriety. ”
—Wayne[5]
“Well, Wayne. At least you ain't a broke, dickless feller what can't even pick his own nose properly. ”
—Wayne[6]
“You think you know me? You think you know what I've been through? You can't hurt me. Ain't nothin' that can hurt me more than life already has. You can't kill me. I'm already dead. I been dead for years, sister. It's easy to do what you do, since you don't care. So long as you can pretend. But real pain, that comes when you realize what you are. What you done. Waking up each morning, knowin' you're worthless. That's pain. Anything else? Anything you could do to me? Well, that's just a little bit o' fun. ”
—Wayne to Dumad and Getruda[7]
“Ain’t no fellow who regretted giving it one extra shake, ‘but you can bet every guy has regretted giving one too few. ”
—Wayne[8]