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Hoid's insults
Stormlight Archive
In the Stormlight Archive, Hoid is the King's Wit of Alethkar.
“He was a sword, a tool maintained by the king. Insulting others was beneath the dignity of the king, so just as one used gloves when forced to handle something vile, the king retained a Wit so he didn’t have to debase himself to the level of rudeness or offensiveness”
— Description of the King's Wit[1]
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“Lady Alami! No, please, don't speak--it's much easier to maintain my illusions regarding your intelligence that way”
“ "Ah, young Prince Adolin!” Wit exclaimed. “You actually managed to pry yourself away from the camp’s young women long enough to join this hunt? I’m impressed.” ”
Mistborn Secret History
“Says the man who built a revolution upon the backs of the dead. At least I only need one corpse”