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todo:
* finish hoids insults
* Elizandra's mother
* pigs from Shadows for silence
IDK how to make a new page but here is my Elsecaller Magnum Opus:
{{quote|He was a sword, a tool maintained by the king. Insulting others was beneath the dignity of the king, so just as one used gloves when forced to handle something vile, the king retained a Wit so he didn’t have to debase himself to the level of rudeness or offensiveness| Description of the King's Wit{{book ref|sa1|12}}}}.
=== Insult section ===
{{quote| "Ah, young Prince Adolin!” Wit exclaimed. “You actually managed to pry yourself away from the camp’s young women long enough to join this hunt? I’m impressed.” | [[Hoid]] greeting [[Adolin]]{{book ref|sa1|12}}}}
{{quote|“And yet you failed,” Wit said, sighing. “For you said ‘I think’ and I can imagine nothing so ridiculous as the concept of you thinking.|[[Hoid]] to [[Sadeas]]{{book ref|sa1|15}}}}
{{quote|“Yes, I suppose that will satisfy me. Very clever. If Brightlord Sadeas should lose control of himself and finally kill me, perhaps you can be King’s Wit in my stead. You seem to have the mind for it.”| [[Hoid]] to [[Renarin]]{{book ref | sa1|15}}}}
{{quote|“Brightness Marakal! What a disaster that hairstyle is; how brave of you to show it to the world. Brightlord Marakal, I wish you’d warned us you were going to attend; I’d have forgone supper. I do so hate being sick after a full meal.| [[Hoid]] taunting Brightlord and Brightness [[Marakal]]{{book ref|sa1|22}}}}
{{quote|“Brightlord Cadilar! How good it is to see you. Your face reminds me of someone dear to me.”
{{quote|Lady Alami! No, please, don't speak--it's much easier to maintain my illusions regarding your intelligence that way|[[Hoid]] taunting [[Lady Alami]]{{book ref|sa1|22}}}}▼
“Really?” wizened Cadilar said, hesitating.
“Yes,” Wit said, waving him on, “my horse.“|[[Hoid]] taunting Brightlord [[Cadilar]]{{book ref|sa1|22}}}}
{{quote|Ah, Brightlord Neteb, you smell unique today—did you attack a wet whitespine, or did one just sneeze on you?|[[Hoid]] taunting Brightlord [[Neteb]]{{book ref|sa1|22}}}}
{{quote|“Ah, my dear Brightlord Taselin. Still engaged in your experiment to prove a maximum threshold of human idiocy? Good for you! Very empirical of you.”|[[Hoid]] taunting Brightlord [[Taselin]]{{book ref|sa1|22}}}}
▲{{quote|Lady Alami! No, please, don't speak--it's much easier to maintain my illusions regarding your intelligence that way|[[Hoid]] taunting [[Lady Alami]]{{book ref|sa1|22}}}}
{{quote|Dalinar said, “do you have to?”
“Two what, Dalinar?” Wit said, eyes twinkling. “Eyes, hands, or spheres? I’d lend you one of the first, but—by definition—a man can only have one I, and if it is given away, who would be Wit then? I’d lend you one of the second, but I fear my simple hands have been digging in the muck far too often to suit one such as you. And if I gave you one of my spheres, what would I spend the remaining one on? I’m quite attached to both of my spheres, you see.” He hesitated. “Or, well, you can’t see. Would you like to?” He stood up off his chair and reached for his belt.|[[Hoid]] taunting [[Dalinar]]{{book ref|sa1|22}}}}
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