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|My dear, did you just try to prove the existence of God with your cleavage?

-- |[[Lightsong]] to [[Blushweaver]]{{cite}}

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|Mocking a woman is like drinking too much wine. It may be fun for a short time, but the hangover is hell.

-- |Warbreaker{{cite}}

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|I try to avoid having thoughts. They lead to other thoughts, and &mdash; if you're not careful &mdash; those lead to actions. Actions make you tired. I have this on rather good authority from someone who once read it in a book.

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|By now, it is probably very late at night, and you have stayed up to read this book when you should have gone to sleep. If this is the case, then I commend you for falling into my trap. It is a writer’s greatest pleasure to hear that someone was kept up until the unholy hours of the morning reading one of his books. It goes back to authors being terrible people who delight in the suffering of others. Plus, we get a kickback from the caffeine industry...

-- |[[Alcatraz]] narration{{cite}}

{{quote|My behavior is nonetheless, deplorable. Unfortunately, I'm quite prone to such bouts of deplorability &mdash; take for instance, my fondness for reading books at the dinner table.|[[Elend Venture]] in {{b|mb1}}}}