Usuario:Taln Fan/Funny Quotes

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This is mostly for personal reference. Many of these don’t have ref’s yet so whoopsie. :)

Hoid Quotes

“I’d rather not die today, as I still have seven more people I want to insult. ”

—Hoid

“How remarkable, if you spend your life knocking people down, you eventually find they won’t stand up for you. There’s poetry in that, don’t you think, you storming personification of a cancerous anal discharge? ”

—Hoid to Ruthar

“I ate a frog once. It had more legs than the average frog, and was violet. It wriggled as it went down. ”

—Hoid to his Seon